The whole world's dirty so no one's taking showers anymore.

Happy Halloweener dudes. ha.
So I didn't end up hanging out with the God of Fuck. (or GOF for abreviating purposes.) Matt came over for a bit and we watched shitty reality tv and he went home. I think we're both pretty comfortable with just being friends, and it kind of freaks me out. In a really good way, though.
But back to GOF. So I got my upstairs housemate, Jamie a job at the restaraunt where I work, and we were there together tonight. He's actually how I met GOF, and he was saying some pretty unflattering things about him. Apparantly GOF has at least three girls who think he's their boyfriend? Now I know what everyone is thinking. "Stay the fuck away from this kid. He's trouble. Blah blah blah." Well my friends--here's the thing. This is totally going to play out like a bad chick flick from the 90s, but hear me out. So I really have no idea who all reads this, but I'm praying that there is at least one woman on here that likes to fuck with fuckers, and that woman can completely relate. All the rest of you probably think I'm nuts, but I think it's important to clarify that there is no possible way that I will ever EVER start to have serious feelings for this dude. Fo' sho. So I'm thinking...it's lookin' like GOF needs to be taught a lesson. Now I don't need anyone feeling sorry for this schmuck. He lied to me already like, a thousand times, and we've only hung out once. So to reiterate: I'm going to have a fucking BALL with kid, and he deserves every bit of it. I'm super great at manipulation and making men fall in love. Usually I don't do it on purpose, but I'm going to work extra hard on this one. In a couple of weeks, if I haven't tired of GOF, he will be eating out of my fucking palm. =] Vindictive, much?
It's actually going to start tonight. I decided to have a Halloween party; a kind of sequel to the disasterous evening Friday night. [In case I didn't mention it, I threw a huge Halloween party, costumes were required, and ended up passing out at 10 oclock and no one could get in. haha. But seriously, while it sucks hardcore, imagine how fucking funny they all looked in their various ridiculous costumes, holding packs of beer and banging on the door. lmfao.] I'm going to look so bloody sexy and of course GOF will be here, and I will be the generous hostess; flirting terribly with all of the men right in front of his face. This will work, as it works with Gods of Fuck universally, and soon, the world will be right. I'm actually being a saint of sorts; a true fighter for the cause of women that constantly get taken advantage of. Thank me later.
I had a relatively decent day today. I didn't cry at all, and I didn't really feel the need to. I will be heading to GNC to stock up on vitamins and shit, as I'm a vegetarian and I have several major deficiencies, and I'm also going to grab some herbal anxiety/depression remedies. I think that getting my body back on track will be a very redeeming feeling.
So you guys all have a great night, and a happy halloween.
feel free to talk to me. =]